Today’s insult comes from the novel Tai-Pan, written by James Clavell. The novel’s hero, Dirk Straun, calls out to a Chinese sailor:
“You’re a duck-fornicating heathen!”
The insult involves a little research. As rumor has it, some Chinese men like to fornicate with their pet ducks. The fetish was described in the quintessential study on human sexuality—Paolo Mantegazza’s, The Sexual Relations of Mankind. Mantegazza noted that Chinese men would receive fellatio from their pet ducks, even going so far as to strangulate them before ejaculation.
Now I have no way to confirm or deny these rumors. That being said, I think that it’s an appropriate moment for a culinary offering.
Peking duck anyone?
Major Styles 
lol!
i read this to my husband and refuse to print his comments! 😉
I was on the treadmill when I read the line and I burst out laughing. So I had to share. 🙂 Glad you enjoyed it as well.