3 Signs That You’re a Cheapskate

1.) You’re a Costco Whore

You constantly walk the aisles of Costco, pretending to be a shopper. Then you swoop in on the freebies…

Costco employee: “Oh, it’s you again…”

2.) You Pretend to Be Homeless

You stand in line at “Feed the Homeless” events, pretending to be indigent:

I hope this free turkey will fit in the front seat of my Mercedes Benz!

3.) You Eat in the Hospital to Save Money

You’re willing to brave an airborne disease for a screaming deal:

They serve a Pot Roast lunch for $3.50 at St. Jude’s Hospital…and you can’t get enough.